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October WARDian of the Month: Beers

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Thanks so much for making me WARDian of the month!!!

I really don’t enjoy talking about myself, so I’m going to use this opportunity to instead say thanks to all of the people who have made such an impact on my life over the past 4 years at WARD. Those that have been around since I started will know that I have grown and changed a lot over that time, and I am very grateful to WARD and the people that I have met along the way, that have given me the courage and confidence to be me.

Roller Derby really is a wonderful sport that allows people to be themselves, to be proud of who they are, to challenge themselves, to be supported, and pushed just a little when they need it. My most favourite part is that it’s an enjoyable way to keep fit and there’s always a new challenge, new strategy is the best!  WFTDA Champs are on this weekend, and my advice to everyone is to WATCH IT!

Photo Credit:  Matt Moore

Photo Credit: Matt Moore

I have had the privilege of being a part of Sirens and Top 30 this year as well as having the role of Top 30 Co-Captain alongside the amazing Rolla, and President.  I am constantly inspired by the people I get to be around each and every week.  There are so many people like Tiny, who gives up her time each and every week to coach our skaters, organise assessments and put together coaching rosters each cycle; Rolla, who is an invaluable asset to this league (I hate to think how many volunteer hours she has racked up over the past 6 odd years!);  Chi Chi and Penny who put their hands up for Manco roles even though they were still quite new to the league; Vector who gave up who knows how many hours developing code to make our systems more manageable.  The list goes on and on.

And of course my final thanks goes to Juicy.  She is the voice of reason and keeps me sane when I sometimes (always) take on a few too many things! #juicyistherealmvp

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August WARDian of the Month: SlenderJam

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How did you first hear about roller derby?

I first heard about roller derby from Cannon Bill, whom I had met a few times at general sessions and in passing at work. We spoke and he asked about my inline speed skating and asked me if I’d be willing to give derby a go. After some thought and encouragement from my partner Emma, I agreed, got my hands on some quads and off I went! I broke those quads in the first scrim I ever played, and then moved onto the Bonts I have today.

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Photo Credit: Alex Porebski

What is something that you know about roller derby now that you wish you knew when you first started?

Since then, I’ve come along to as much training as possible and always endeavor to excel. After only a few months of playing derby I tried out for the Australian team. Then, to my very surprise, I got in! Something I wish I knew in the beginning, however, is that the mental game and mental preparation is just as (if not more) important than physically preparing for games, training and scrims.

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Photo Credit: Richard Tompsett

What is the roller derby goal you are working towards right now?

At the moment, my derby goal is to help other skaters and jammers improve their skills and pass on my skills that the Wizards taught me, bettering West Australian derby and creating friendships and fun for everyone. I put my hand up as a jammer coach and WARD have accepted it, so I can start working towards that goal.

What do you do to keep your derby brain switched on?

I try to keep my derby brain turned on as much as I can, but that’s not always a possibility. I train with some bio-metric exercises that allow me to build movements into muscle memory, so even if I’m not in the best mindset or just having a bad mental game, my body will hopefully react on its on. When that fails, I have my team! I listen out and someone will tell me if I need to snap out of it and get with the program.

Gabriele Sluraro

Photo Credit: Gabriele Sluraro

Who in WARD is inspiring you at the moment?

Right now, everyone at WARD inspires me. Everyone has different motivations and reasons for getting into the sport, different drives to succeed and improve and different goals on where they want to be. That variety compels and inspires me to do my best to facilitate growth, improvement and a helpful amount of giggles to the mix of people who attend each session.

What keeps you enthused about roller derby?

Since returning from World’s and Wizards, enthusiasm towards derby was at a low. The inability to push myself meant that I came to training unmotivated and was probably an impediment to other skaters. After re-evaluating my priorities and my motivations, I worked on bringing others up to my level. Since that decision, I’ve come to training ready, motivated and happy.

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Photo Credit: Richard Tompsett

Who do you nominate as our next WARDian of the Month?

My next nomination for WARDian of the month goes towards Luna and/or Rolla. When either of them are injured they always attend to lend any and all support to the skaters.

Featured Photo Credit:  Albany Roller Derby

Matthew Boggs

April WARDian of the Month: Dean

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April: WARDian of the Month: Dean

How did you first hear about roller derby?

I ran in to a Derby skater at a general session at Morley and we got to talking. I had seen a few videos prior and had always thought it would be something that I may be able to be a part of in a coaching capacity from the skating side of things. The first live game I ever watched made no sense to me at all. I had had no explanation of the rules or how the game was played, so it was always about the skating for me to begin with.

What is something that you know about roller derby now that you wish you knew when you first started?

After shoulder surgery I certainly hit differently and advise others to do the same. Early days playing saw some skaters constantly using the pointy end of the shoulder to hit. I now wish that we had had the advice to use a more broader hitting style. Being constantly hit in this manner led to the surgery.

Matthew Boggs

Matthew Boggs

 

What is the roller derby goal you are working towards right now?

For anyone that may have not noticed I kind of love to skate, and to share my knowledge and abilities with others is pretty neat for me. I love being a part of the Fresh cycles. Nothing warms my heart more than to be a part of a skaters evolution from, “I can’t do that” to “WOW I’m playing in my first scrimmage”. There is no set time how long your Derby journey will be, but there is enough support at this club, that if you persist, you will enjoy it as you reach each of your Derby destinations.

Good skating is hard. Playing a contact sport on roller skates is even harder. Self doubt is hardest of all, but there are so many helpful people at WARD that want to see you be a part of this kooky sport and will happily give their time for you to help meet your goals.

 

What do you do to keep your derby brain switched on?

Uh? Scrambled eggs with cream, bacon on cheesy toast what?

Who in WARD is inspiring you at the moment?

Everyone. Anytime I see YOU try something tricky or develop new skating skills it rewards me. Then there is the NSOs and Refs that give their time to help make it possible for the games to happen. Love those people always as you can’t play without them. Those within the club itself (much more deserving than me for this gong) that make it all happen, from Manco to people helping fund raise and volley. There are so many smiles wherever you look around this place. That is inspiring in itself.

Mitchell Photography

Mitchell Photography

What keeps you enthused about roller derby?

I am really enjoying watching the enthusiasm and drive of each skaters journey. From fresh skaters trying to nail those tricky moves to higher level skaters trying to improve and grow. With time, help and persistence I believe that any skater can reach a goal they strive for in a supportive environment. It is every individual giving a part of themselves that makes a club what it is and if I can be a small part of that and begin to help others love skating the way I do then that is plenty for me.

Who do nominate as our next WARDian of the Month?

About 200 people before me that should be acknowledged. I am in awe of people like Luna who gives so much time and hair to being a ref and helping others. Beers and the sturdy crew behind the scenes that keep the wheels of the club turning. Peaches, Jimmy, Holly and Fang taking on jammer roles, the intensity of skaters like Minx that give 100% every time and skaters like Violence that just keep at it. New arrivals to level 3 like Nachos and Doughnuts have so much future. New Freshies that give their time to volley and NSO well before they can play. So many great people. Maybe I should just nominate WARD itself if that isn’t too cheesy.

Matthew Boggs

Matthew Boggs

 

Photo:Mathew Boggs

February WARDian of the Month : Luna

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Photo :Mathew Boggs

Photo :Mathew Boggs

How did you first hear about roller derby?

I’d been keen to play ever since I was a teenager but sadly PJRD didn’t exist in my day. So I waited until I was 18 and joined up then! Never looked back since.

What is something that you know about roller derby now that you wish you knew when you first started?

How much it would change me and my life – not only my fitness but my friends, community, and mental health as well. When I joined WARD I was struggling a lot with mental illness, and actually it was around the time of my first level 2 assessment that I was hospitalised and really started to recover. Derby gave me a passion, a community of support, and a reason to be healthy, both physically and mentally!

What is the roller derby goal you are working towards right now?

My goal for 2018 is to pass into level 4 and join Top 30. I’ve focused for a few years on reffing, and I’m excited to focus on my skating skills more this year.

What do you do to keep your derby brain switched on?

I do all sorts! I often go to team training a a referee, I coach level 2s pretty frequently at O’Connor, and I usually am involved in ref training on Sundays before scrim. Outside of WARD training, I enjoy watching WFTDA.tv footage when I can, refereeing for other leagues, and occasionally I go to the skate park and try not to die!

Photo:Stuart Millen

Photo:Stuart Millen

Who in WARD is inspiring you at the moment?

Who isn’t? There are so many inspirational WARDians. Tiny for always being such a beast during assessments. Beers for doing all the things – does she sleep?! Zed for being such a ray of sunshine in our league. I could go on all day.

What keeps enthused about roller derby?

Watching yourself progress with new skills that you never thought you’d be able to do keeps me enthused. Roller derby as a sport is evolving so rapidly and that makes it endlessly fascinating to me. Plus, getting to see all my friends at derby makes me a little more motivated to put some pants on and come to training.

Photo:Ishtar

Photo:Ishtar

Who do nominate as our next WARDian of the Month?

I’m gonna say Shreddy – she has such a great attitude and was such a pleasure to coach in level 2. Shreddy has really stepped up in the social media role, and I can’t wait to see what else she gets up to in 2018!

November WARDian of the Month: Carno

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November WARDian of the month

What’s your proudest moment since becoming a WARDian?

2017!!! This year has been amazing and such a confidence boost. From being a Doom again and not only getting MVP blocker twice but also an MVP Jammer to joining the WayWards on multiple journeys and for the last game being MVP blocker. Then there was the AMAZING weekend where I got to join the wonderful WOTS at Royal Rumble, OMG I actually did that!!! Then finally to top it off I got to play as a WOTS in WA.. #Boom

What’s your biggest challenge right now?

Head of coaching… I have so many ideas to help develop the league but there isn’t enough hours in the day.

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What brand of skates do you have?

Blue Streak Riedell (I had to look this up).

What do you do off skates for fitness?

I’ve taken up yoga this year, so far loving it and still feeling inspired even though it hurts to stretch because I’ve destroyed my body. On top of this I go to the gym, walk and run around after other peoples children.

What is your favourite part of training?

I love training, seeing mine and my team mates improvement over the year is the best. Although every training session feels like a bad one :( Got to stop with those human thoughts.

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 What is your least favourite part of training?

Goal setting because I struggle with self belief.

What extra stuff would we find in your gear bag ?

First Aid/ wellness kit for myself and my skates.

Photographer:  Matthew Boggs

May WARDian of the Month: Short Fuse

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What do you get out of derby?

How much time do you have? Seriously, derby has given me so much and it has been one of the best life choices I have made. Derby has given me an inner strength and empowerment plus a supportive family that I cherish so much. It’s also taught me to love my body as it is. I’m strong and powerful and I love this.

Proudest moment since becoming a WARDian?

Playing with the Waywards in Albany. That was such a rush and I was so proud to wear the Waywards uniform to represent WARD.

Biggest challenge in derby right now?

Life! Managing the life/family/derby balance is a challenge but I will prevail.

What do you do for off skates fitness?

Does having 3 young kids count? If I’m not running around after them I love going to the gym and will do weight sessions a few times a week, mixed in with some cardio. Even though I hate cardio I do it because it’s good for the little jammer inside me.

Any training tips?

In those moments when you want to give up and not go to training, put your gear in your car and go anyway. If you get there and still don’t want to skate, then actively observe the session. You don’t always have to be on skates to learn new things and being at training means you are surrounded by people that will understand and support you. Also, if something doesn’t make sense the first time it’s explained, keep asking different people till it makes sense! Everyone has a different way of explaining things and we won’t be offended if you need to ask someone else.

Photographer: Matthew Boggs

Photographer: Matthew Boggs

What is your ultimate roller derby goal?

To represent WARD as a WoTS at TGSS. It’s a huge goal and I am not sure I will ready for TGSS 2018 but I am sure as hell going to fight for it whether its 2018 or 2020.

What extra stuff would we find in your derby bag?

Lots of random stuff. From Disney bandaids to Rock tape, paracetamol/ibuprofen, pen and note pad (I like to write stuff down in the car after training otherwise I forget – thanks for the tip, Nails), some kind of dried fruit and nuts and some “wots that smell” spray as I am a bare foot skater and I love my teamies :)

Photographer: Matthew Boggs

Photographer: Matthew Boggs

Who would you nominate as next WARDian of the Month?

There’s so many people who help make WARD an outstanding league that it’s hard nominating one person so I’m going to nominate 2 😀  Both are skaters I admire, genuinely adore and are some of the quiet achievers/helpers of the league – Juicy M Suffer and Axe of Kindness, please stand up!

2017 April - Brie

April WARDian of the Month: Brie

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How did you get into derby?

Saw an ad for freshmeat info night on FB group Shorty had posted, I pestered her a bit to get info and came along.

What do you get out of derby?

Sense of belonging, friends, bit of fitness.

What has been the highlight of your skating career so far?

Getting out of Freshmeat 😉

Most embarrassing moment?2017 April - Brie

So far I don’t think I have one.  Others may dispute that.

Do you have any training tips?

Not really, I’m still learning it all and absorbing.

What are your derby aspirations?

To skate in a bout at home game.

Who would you nominate as next WARDian of the Month?

Kat Taylor (Mutant of Desire).

Carnosaurus, WARDian January 2017

January WARDian of the Month: Carno

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How did you get into derby?

I googled unique sports in Perth and Derby came up top of the list. I got exactly what I googled.

What do you get out of derby?

A permanent scar on my behind!!! Drive, determination, friends, laughter and so much more. I enjoy being around a great bunch of people who are like minded.

Photo Credit: Matthew Boggs

Photo Credit: Matthew Boggs

What has been the highlight of your skating career so far?

Playing with the AwkWards, When Lorrae praised my blocking skills, Getting MVP blocker as a Doom, WW MVP blocker and home season most improved Blocker all in 2016. Skating with the WayWards against PRD Bs and bringing the point differential down. So many highlights and hoping for many more.

Most embarrassing moment?

Writing this!!!! I’m my worst critic so writing about myself doesn’t come naturally.

Photo Credit: Matthew Boggs

Photo Credit: Matthew Boggs

Do you have any training tips?

Get to training!! And have a positive can do attitude whilst there. Pick that person that you always avoid because you don’t like their skating style. Then learn to skate with them, you are never going to get the perfect opposition team so get that practice in now and be the stronger person.

What are your derby aspirations?

To be an effective Pivot. Everyone remembers when Modern Warfare took the first points for the WOTS against VRDL!!! THAT PIVOT………

Who would you nominate as next WARDian of the Month?

Every coach, every person I have skated with and every future coach and skaters- teach me all the Derby things!!!!

 

Featured Photo Credit:  Matthew Boggs.

 

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December WARDian of the Month: Whisky Sour

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I am so excited about this person receiving December’s WARDian of the Month that I am just going to get straight to it – come on down Whisky Sour!!!

Whisky is one of our longest standing fully active members. What she has done for the league is truly amazing.  If WARD had a Hall of Fame Whisky would be in it!

Whisky’s WARD rap sheet looks like this:

  • President (2 years)
  • Inter-league Co-ordinator (creating Derby West)
  • Captain of our A team
  • Bench Manager for our A team
  • Bench Coach for our home team
  • Captain of our home team
  • WARD’s WFTDA rep
  • Bout Co-ordinator
  • Team Co-ordinator – which is not a walk in the park role, organising home and travel teams for next year
  • and lastly, heading up the Top 30 committee.

Whisky works tirelessly day in day out wrangling people, writing policies, organising stuff and just generally being a paragon of what we all aspire to be. (I think I have a new derby crush *swoon)

She also juggles a full time job, three delightful but intense children and one loud hairy man. (That’s Sid’s words not mine!)

We love you Whisky and cannot thank you enough for all you have done to make our league even more awesome!

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