Why did you join roller derby?

Because it’s a sport that’s played on roller skates, true story.

What are your derby goals/aspirations?

I broke my leg at TGSS, still recovering, it’s a slow process. I want to skate again at the next TGSS.

Embarrassing derby moments?

All the time, every training session.


In no particular order: robots, Edward Gorey, cooking, anthropomorphism, my dog, the snooze button, surf, snow, fireworks, Emma Hill for Mulberry, lip-balm, Polaroids, monsters, Heston Blumenthal, tea lots of tea… all blends, Saul Bass, limes, black holes, new things, old things, Sir John Tenniel and cheese mmm cheese.


Slow Internet. Mushrooms.